For my first Thanksgiving as host, I bought the biggest turkey they had in the store. I had to put the turkey in the oven for about four hours. The turkey came out burned, but we tried to eat the inside of the turkey any ways. The turkey tasted horrible, so we tried to feed it to the dog. The dog also would not eat it, so we all went to burger king. They were only open for about another hour. Everyone ordered a burger. The burgers were not burned like the turkey. And that is why we all ate burgers.
